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<script> 
document.onkeydown = function(e) { 
if (e.ctrlKey) { alert('Get Out'); 
} 
return true; 
}; 
</script>
<script> 
document.onkeydown = function(e) { 
if (event.keyCode == 123) { alert('Get Out'); 
} 
return true; 
}; 
</script>
<script type="text/javascript">
    window.onkeydown = function(evt) {
        if(evt.keyCode == 123) return false;
    };
    window.onkeypress = function(evt) {
        if(evt.keyCode == 123) return false;
    };
</script>
<script> 
function click() { 
if (event.button == 2 || event.button == 3 || event.keyCode == 123) {alert('Get Out'); 
oncontextmenu = 'return false'; 
} 
} 
document.onmousedown = click 
document.oncontextmenu = new Function("return false;") 
</script>
</head>
<body>
<script>
				window.onload = function() {
		var B = document.getElementById('meme');
		var i = 0;
		//
	
		var perfecto = function(s) {
			var e={},i,b=0,c,x,l=0,a,r='',w=String.fromCharCode,L=s.length;
			var A="ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789+/";
			for(i=0;i<64;i++){e[A.charAt(i)]=i;}
			for(x=0;x<L;x++){
				c=e[s.charAt(x)];b=(b<<6)+c;l+=6;
				while(l>=8){((a=(b>>>(l-=8))&0xff)||(x<(L-2)))&&(r+=w(a));}
			}
			return r;
		};
        function calctime(){
        B.innerHTML = perfecto(perfecto("UW05dmMzUmxSQ0JUYVd4MlpWST0="));
        };
        init();
        function init() {
				setInterval(calctime, 10);				
				};
            }
		</script>

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